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September 22, 2004
Wendy Kopp Week: Day Three or Why does everyone keep punching me in the face?
While I was pleasantly surprised to find that most of my kids are passing my class, I was disappointed to realize that many of them have already forgotten everything I've taught them (it wasn't much, but adjectives? ADJECTIVES? C'mon, people!)
The second disappointment of the day was learning that thanks to the grand ineptitude of the Lee County School District, our soccer intramural program has been cancelled. Insurance. Because clearly, no other school in the history of the world has managed to start an intramural program! My stars, that would be reasonable, and we don't do reasonable! Although I would usually just forget about it and have a beer, this week I'm asking "WWWD?" and having a beer. I concluded that she would answer thusly:
Bitch, she'd say, when I was founding this organization, plenty of people tried to smack my ass down, but did I let that stand in my way? Fuck no! I busted a cap in all their asses and now I own the english-major-do-gooder-I-need-a-job-beacause-no-one-else-will-hire-my-poor-self market in this country? Stop bitching like a motherfucker and start a chess club.
So that's what I'm doing. Starting a chess club. Which is funny, because I know even less about chess than I do about soccer. But if you're looking to give someone some chess boards . . .
But the high point of the day was when I got punched in the face again, this time breaking up a fight. I suppose I shouldn't take it personally as he then said "fuck" to Miss Harris, the nicest teacher ever (Picture your grandmother, then make her even nicer: that's Miss Harris.) Still, I can't remember getting punched in the mouth even once this summer. Well, maybe when I was drunk, but you know what I mean.
UPDATE: Oh, and my kids think I'm Jewish again. And killed Jesus. With all the other Jews. Like me.
Posted by Drew at September 22, 2004 06:33 PM
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Comments
Did you bring in Kugel again?? What have I told you about the Kugel!?!? ... or were you just going for religious tolerance by metioning Rosh Hashanah, and it misfired?
Posted by: Anna at September 23, 2004 10:16 AM
Oh, and they punch you because you're too pretty.
Posted by: Anna at September 23, 2004 10:16 AM
How does Mrs. Harris survive? "Nice" doesn't mesh with "teacher" unless you're working in an elementary school.
Maybe our real patron saint is Mrs. Harris.
Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2004 02:00 PM
No, she's a dinosaur. She's allowed to be nice because not only do the students know not to mess with her, but so do the parents who are all still scared of her from when they were kids.
She rocks.
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